We’re super pleased to announce a new expansion is coming to Two Point Hospital, and PHWOOAAAR is it a big one, with more illnesses than any other DLC so far! We know what you’re thinking – “what’s it all about?” “where are you taking us this time!?” “will there be Cheesy Gubbins?”, never fear, my dears we’ll talk you through it!
Two Point County is having an artistic crisis. The creative world is bereft of ideas. Culture is drying up, and nothing is left but a crusty nubbin and an uninspiring husk.
Fortunately, you’re on hand to answer the call of artist-in-residence Zara Fitzpocket, chief guardian of all things arty and the county’s very own culture vulture, as she seeks to resuscitate the music scene, the silver screen and all artwork in between, in our brand new DLC Two Point Hospital: Culture Shock, available for pre-purchase now with a juicy 10% discount!
The situation is so dire that Zara herself (definitely not the writer who writes all of her lines) wrote this letter for you:
For far too long, we have overlooked a sickness in our minds, our homes and our loft-studio work spaces. What may have begun as a collective dry spell has become an all too literal illness. No single remedy, be it dramatic, melodic or medical will be enough. No, we must all work together on my biggest project yet.
With my connections and your uncanny ability to heal things, we must cure the ailing culture of Two Point County. First things firstly, I believe that we’ll be needing a shot in the arm, and who better to administer the injection than a certified healthcare wiz such as yourself?
How could you turn that down!? She called you a certified healthcare wiz after all. No doubt you’ll be wanting to know what you’re getting yourself into though, so let’s take a look:
You’ll face televisual shenanigans at Plywood Studios as you look to launch a hit medical drama with washed-up film star Roderick Cushion.
Head to Mudbury Festival and grab lyrical headlines with musical headliners while serving burgers from questionable vans.
…and finally, savour the affluent aromas of high society life at Zara’s very own Fitzpocket Academy. Socialise, hobnob, and boost that VIBE darling, because if you don’t who will?
The arts need you my friend, join Zara Fitzpocket on her quest to re-ignite the arts in the all new Two Point Hospital: Culture Shock DLC featuring:
- 3 fabulous new locations
- 3 new, fully animated cure machines
- 36 new illnesses in total
- New gameplay
- New music, DJ and tannoy lines
- 12 new visual illnesses (the most in any DLC so far!)
Want to know more? Of course you do! Luckily you can tune into the Mix Next Livestream tomorrow, Wednesday 14th October at 19:45 BST/11:45 PST to watch Designer, Harry Puttock and Creative Director, Gary Carr talk through all of the awesome features Culture Shock has in store for you. That’s not all that’s coming though, dear friends, no no no! So keep an eye on our social channels for more Two Point Hospital goodness!
Two Point Hospital Culture Shock is coming to Steam 20th October 2020 for £6.99/$8.99/€8.99 (prices may vary depending on your region) and is available to pre-purchase now for a 10% discount!